This is the original, unintended self-parody.
This is the actual parody.
Rarely has Poe's Law bitten so hard, or with such sharp little teeth. Thank Ghu for Miss Vermont, the "winking smiley."
Bob's Correlation: Pretty people don't have to be smart. People who are happy with being judged on their looks should not be graded on their ability to answer "Gotcha" questions, like, say, "Should it be illegal to divide by zero" or "Where and why did Paul Revere ride."
Bob's Even More Obvious Correlation: Never confuse pretty with smart.
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